Beer Girls

I like to go to the bar when the "beer girls" are there; such as, The Bud Girls, The Heineken Hunnies, or the Coor's Twins. You know what you never see at the bar? You never see representatives from the skank beer companies - like Blatz. I'd like to see the Colt 45-year Olds, the Hamm's Hoochies or some Stroh's Hoes next time I'm out.