Leg, Thigh, or Breast?

Having sex with someone for the first time after getting out of a long relationship is awkward. It's kind of like going to someone else's house for Thanksgiving dinner. It's still good, but it's different than what you're used to. For instance, do you have to taste the pie just to be polite? And, is it okay to have the game on while you're eating? Do you have to ask for seconds or do you just take them? Either way, you're still thankful to be there.

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