Monday, January 29, 2007

Wiener Patch

This morning there was more SPAM in my Inbox. This time it was an ad for a website that sold a "Penis Enlargement Patch". I checked it out (for research purposes) and was staring at the website in disbelief. "I cannot believe this! I cannot believe they don't take PayPal." And, where do you actually STICK the patch? I'd hate to slap in on my shoulder then two months later find out I did it wrong. Then I'd end up with one arm longer than the other.

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