Tale of Two Tails
My cat swallowed a ball of string. The next day, the string began to make a reappearance. I won't describe in too much detail where the string was hanging from; but let's just say the cat looked like he had two tails.

As I assisted in removing the rest of the string, I kept thinking, "It's too bad he didn't swallow a roll of tape, because this would make a kick-ass tape dispenser."

As I assisted in removing the rest of the string, I kept thinking, "It's too bad he didn't swallow a roll of tape, because this would make a kick-ass tape dispenser."