Halloween Haiku

Ode to the Guy Dressed as a Jedi at Work: A Haiku

Love the Light Saber
It's a plastic replica
But you're a real geek


Dump the Pillow Case on the Table: A Haiku

Inspect the candy
Make sure there's no razor blades
Steal all the Reese's


Ode to the Teenage Vandals: A Haiku

"No candy for you."
"You're too old to Trick-or-Treat"
Flaming bag of pooh