Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Top 10

Here are some a few submissions I had for The Late Show With David Letterman's "Top Ten" List.

The topic was Top Ten Signs You're At a Bad Summer BBQ


1. Meals on Wheels caters "All You Can Drink Prime Rib"
2. You lose a three-legged sack race to Heather Mills.
3. The chicken is boneless but your uncle's Speedo is not. (* my favorite one)
4. Kids are jumping in an inflatable crack house
5. Even "Mikey" won't eat it




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