Top Ten Signs Larry King Is Getting Old

This week's topic is "Top Ten Signs Larry King Is Getting Old". Here are some I've submitted:

  • CNN replaced his makeup chair with an embalming table
  • His last wedding was catered by Meals On Wheels
  • "Larry King Live!" renamed to "Larry King Alive?"



Dear Eric and Justin Stangel:

Now is the perfect time to hire me.


Love,
Brad

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