Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story - Stolen Manuscript!

Justing Bieber is writing an autobiography entitled, "Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story".

Here is a stolen excerpt from the manuscript:

"One time, in the bathroom of a Chuck E. Cheese, I did lines of Pixie Stix off a Barbie's ass."

In related news, Bieber will co-star with Whoopie Goldberg in the new Spike Lee joint called, "Jungle Bieber Fever".