Bedtime Stories for Dysfunctional Families

Here are some poems from my dysfunctional childhood:


Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Mom blamed me.


Bring Along a Six-Pack
(Sing a Song of Sixpence)

Bring Along a Six-Pack driving down the street
Four and twenty beer cans under the seat.
Once we got pulled over, but everything was fine.
Daddy lied and told the cops that all the beer was mine.