Chinese Tattoo
After a recent show, there was a girl talking to me who had a tattoo right above her butt of some Chinese letters. One of the comics asked her if it was Chinese for "Slap Cock Here". She said, "First of all, it's Japanese...and that's the name of my dead sister." There's really no punch line, I just thought it was weird that she had a dead Japanese sister named "Slap Cock Here".