Top Ten Signs It's Spring In New York City

This week's topic is "Top Ten Signs It's Spring In New York City". Here are the things I've submitted so far:

• A bird outside of Regis Philbin's window said, "Cheap, cheap"
  
• The "Tiger" is mating
  
• The big, brown furry thing saw it's shadow. And, yes I mean you, Al Roker
  
• The bees are buzzin'. And by 'bees' I mean Lindsay Lohan
• Rosie O'Donnell is finished hibernating
  
• The cash is budding on Regis' trees
  
  

Dear Eric and Justin Stangel:

Please hire me.

Love,

Brad