Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Afraid of Snakes or Clowns?

Son: "Are you more afraid of snakes or clowns?" 

Me: "Depends on the situation. If I lift up the tarp on the wood pile and see a snake sitting there, I'd freak out. If I lift up the tarp on the wood pile and see a clown sitting there, I'd sh*t my pants."