Marriage Tips
I never want to get divorced. Not because of love and commitment, but because moving sucks and I have big furniture. There would be a huge custody battle over who has to take the armoire.
Every day I ask myself which is worse: Her driving me crazy, or me driving a U-Haul? We're staying together - at least until the kids are old enough to carry boxes.
If you want to stay together, don't go to a marriage counselor, go to Ikea. Nothing says 'together forever' like three flights of stairs and a big-ass sectional.
Every day I ask myself which is worse: Her driving me crazy, or me driving a U-Haul? We're staying together - at least until the kids are old enough to carry boxes.
If you want to stay together, don't go to a marriage counselor, go to Ikea. Nothing says 'together forever' like three flights of stairs and a big-ass sectional.
