Saturday, January 07, 2006

Bad Santa

I don't think Santa should bring lumps of coal to the bad kids. I think he should bring them toys, but they should be toys specifically designed for bad kids. Here are some ideas I'm working on.

My First Prison Bitch - A little doll that clips onto your pocket that will blow you for smokes. Shank sold seperately.

Hungry, Hungry Homeless - Be the first to collect enough change to buy a 40 oz. Don't throw away the box because you can sleep in it!

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