Metallica

There's a little girl in my son's kindergarten class named, "Metallica". I'm not kidding.

If I named my kids after my favorite musicians their names would be, "Shania", "Mariah", and "Ol' Dirty Bastard".

It sounds weird but people name their kids after bands all the time. I guarantee there's some lady in Raytown right now saying, "You take yer shoes off in the house, Winger...And quit hittin' yer Twisted Sister."

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